Tehehe :D

Okay, so since I'm a TA, I do a lot of things like enter stuff into the gradebook.

And when I'm on the gradebook, I like to search the students. 

So, I learned his full name.

And I laughed. On the inside. I mean, seriously, how weird is it for a random girl to crack up in the middle of class?

His full name:

Parker Samuel van Loan :DDDDD

I tried to Google Parker van Loan. And I got something. He was on cross-country at my middle school. And I tried to see if he has a FaceBook, but apparently not. Since I'm TA, I can search for his address and stuff. Ooh-la-la! Haha!
So I was Googling on how to search for a student's information and now I know how. Watch out Parker, here I come!